懒汉之歌（懒汉之歌的歌词和中文意思）

"The Lazy Song" 懒汉之歌 Today I don't feel like doing anything 爷TM今儿毛都不想干 I just wanna lay in my bed 爷就想窝在被窝里头 Don't feel like picking up my phone 就是不想接电话捏 So leave a message at the tone 所以你就留个言呗 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything 因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干 I'm gonna kick my feet up 爷把脚翘老高 Then stare at the fan 瞪着风扇发愣 Turn the TV on, throw my hand down my pants 打开电视，把手塞进裤子里捣鼓捣鼓（是这意思不？？！！） Nobody's gonna tell me I can't 谁都别告诉我我不能~ I'll be lying on the couch, 我会歪在沙发上 Just chillin' in my snuggie 窝在我温暖的窝窝里 Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie 换到MTV台，看他们教我跳舞 'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man 因为在我的城堡上，我就是爷！ Oh, oh 哦~哦~ Yes I said it 是啊，我说了 I said it 我说了 I said it 'cause I can 我就说了！怎么的吧！ Today I don’t feel like doing anything 爷TM今儿毛都不想干 I just wanna lay in my bed 爷就想窝在被窝里头 Don’t feel like picking up my phone 就是不想接电话捏 So leave a message at the tone 所以你就留个言呗 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything 因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干 Nothing at all 毛也不干~ Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X 明儿我会爬起来，做点儿健身操 Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex 认识个超棒的妞儿，做点儿超棒的爱 She's gonna scream out: 'This is Great' 她会大叫：“丫太牛B了！” [Hear me out: this is great] 【听到没啊：太牛B了！】 Yeah 啊~ I might mess around, get my college degree 我可能也瞎晃悠晃悠，搞个文凭啥的 I bet my old man will be so proud of me 那我老爹可得骄傲了 But sorry paps, you'll just have to wait 但是不好意思了老爹，您还得再等等 Oh, oh 哦~哦~ Yes I said it 是啊，我说了 I said it 我说了 I said it 'cause I can 我就说了！怎么的吧！ Today I don’t feel like doing anything 爷TM今儿毛都不想干 I just wanna lay in my bed 爷就想窝在被窝里头 Don’t feel like picking up my phone 就是不想接电话捏 So leave a message at the tone 所以你就留个言呗 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything 因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干 No, I ain't gonna comb my hair 不~我连头发都不梳~ 'Cause I ain't going anywhere 因为我哪儿都没打算去~ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh 不不不不不~没打算去~ I'll just strut in my birthday suit 爷就光着屁股大摇大摆 And let everything hang loose 一切都放轻松点儿 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah 啊啊啊啊啊放轻松点儿~ Oh 哦~ Today I don’t feel like doing anything 爷TM今儿毛都不想干 I just wanna lay in my bed 爷就想窝在被窝里头 Don’t feel like picking up my phone 就是不想接电话捏 So leave a message at the tone 所以你就留个言呗 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything 因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干 Nothing at all 毛都不干~ Nothing at all 毛都不干~~ Nothing at all 毛都不干~~~